“Lasers.”
\n“Lasers?”
\n“Lasers!”
\n“That’s not an explanation, you know. You can’t just put on your science voice and say ‘lasers’ at me until I stop asking questions.”
\n“Your puny brain could not possibly understand!”
\n“Well I’ve managed to keep up with you so far. It was lasers, right?”<\/p>\n
*CRASH*<\/p>\n
“Your pseudo-scientific reign of terror is over, Professor!”
\n“Curses!”
\n“Mug! I knew you’d be back! Where did you manage to find a pantomime horse costume at this hour?”
\n“You’d be surprised what a little real science can do, Jenny.”
\n“Let me guess, you made it with lasers<\/i>?”<\/p>\n
*Laughter*<\/p>\n
“I’m right here, you know.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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