{"id":76,"date":"2008-07-12T23:31:26","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T13:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"2008-07-14T22:39:24","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T12:39:24","slug":"rather-strange-tale-unfortunately","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"Rather Strange Tale, Unfortunately"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bear called Dennis eyed five guests hungrily. &#8220;I just keep letting my nose&#8217;s olfactory perception quietly remove sensible thoughts. Unfortunately vision wasn&#8217;t x-ray, your zoological aberrations be cursed. Did everybody finish gorging hungrily into jellied kaffir lime meringue? No-one ought pretend quickly, rather speak truth. Utter vermin would xerox youthful zeal, although best custom dictates exact fidelity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gerald had ingested jellied kaffir lime meringue noisily, overly pleased (quietly rather stingy) that umpteen victuals were xylose-laden yet zestful. And better, courtesy Dennis, entirely free. Gerald haughtily intoned, &#8220;Jellied kaffir lime meringue never on plates queenly resounded so tastily!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Utter vanity!&#8221; winked Xavier. &#8220;Yet, zealotry aside, bravo! Capital dinner!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eating food good!&#8221; huffed Iago, jokingly keeping long messages neatly out.<\/p>\n<p>Peter, quietly ravenous, swallowed throughout.<\/p>\n<p>Uri, very wisely, xylophoned &#8220;yes&#8221;, zebra-like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bear called Dennis eyed five guests hungrily. &#8220;I just keep letting my nose&#8217;s olfactory perception quietly remove sensible thoughts. Unfortunately vision wasn&#8217;t x-ray, your zoological aberrations be cursed. Did everybody finish gorging hungrily into jellied kaffir lime meringue? No-one ought pretend quickly, rather speak truth. Utter vermin would xerox youthful zeal, although best custom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}