{"id":48,"date":"2008-06-16T21:54:33","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T11:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/?p=48"},"modified":"2008-07-14T22:46:34","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T12:46:34","slug":"im-in-ur-base","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":"Im in ur base"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The base is under attack! Send the new recruits to the gate!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Sir?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s a spy in the outer compound. Some of the guard dogs have been found dead.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Just one spy, sir?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, Colonel. Is that a problem?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, sir, only&#8230; are we the bad guys, sir?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What insubordination is this?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No insubordination, sir. I&#8217;ll send the recruits as you&#8217;ve asked.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Good man. Get the rank and file on double patrols inside the base, post the elite guard around the lab, and then take up your position in the observation room. I&#8217;ll be in the lab itself.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Should we perhaps not post the elite guard on the gate? If the spy can kill them we&#8217;re all pretty screwed, and I&#8217;d rather not lose all our men to find that out.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t be absurd, Colonel! Next you&#8217;ll be suggesting we all attack at once rather than hold back and take turns.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The base is under attack! Send the new recruits to the gate!&#8221; &#8220;Sir?&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s a spy in the outer compound. Some of the guard dogs have been found dead.&#8221; &#8220;Just one spy, sir?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, Colonel. Is that a problem?&#8221; &#8220;No, sir, only&#8230; are we the bad guys, sir?&#8221; &#8220;What insubordination is this?&#8221; &#8220;No insubordination, sir. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.neonwinter.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}