“Have you heard about this new ‘red’ they came out with t’other week?”
\n“‘Redd’? No, what’s that then?”
\n“Our Karen’s new man bought a car on Friday, and it’s ‘red’!”
\n“Oh, it’s a car, then? I don’t hold with cars me’self. I’m all walkin’, me.”
\n“No, no, it’s not a car.”
\n“I thought you said it was a car.”
\n“No, I… Oh, I know how you’ll get it! You know how Sharon down the way’s husband David ‘as a car an’ it’s black?”
\n“Aye.”
\n“And you know the doctor from over Bimsbury…”
\n“Simon?”
\n“Aye, Simon.”
\n“He’s a lovely young man, he is.”
\n“Aye, he is, he is. Anyway, he has that van he does housecalls in, and it’s white.”
\n“Aye, it is. I saw him just last week for me corns. It’s all that walkin’.”
\n“Right, so Our Karen’s new man’s new car isn’t black, and it isn’t white! It’s ‘red’!”
\n“Oh I see what you mean now. You mean grey.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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